What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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