- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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