"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

The Game.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

I like your hair

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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