- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I have aids

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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