Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

a woman votes!

fish fishy caoimhin

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

I regret everything.....

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

The Game.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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