- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what's white and sticky semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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