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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what is orange? an orange

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

I love pissing people off :P

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

what's black and can't swim?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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