When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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He walked in a bar

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1+2 = 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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