What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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