Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Loner.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Potato!

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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