- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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