Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Sex

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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