How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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