- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

world peace

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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