- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

THE GAME.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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