How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Jews

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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