- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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