- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

My friend harris is fat.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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