- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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