How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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