- Anti Joke

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.