- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Poker? I barely even know her.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

America

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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