- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

You will not press the like button.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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