what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Anti Joke

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