- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Republicans

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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