my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Refrigerator

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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