- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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