A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Nickelback.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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