NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Justin Bieber's mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

identical jokes get different votes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

test

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Justin Bieber hits puberty

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Wanker

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops