- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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