doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

kesha is a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops