Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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