- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

One day a man walked into a wall

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

women's rights

010010101210001010 You dirty girl

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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