- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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