- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's funnier than 24? 25

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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