- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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