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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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