How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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