How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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