Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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