Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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I agree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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