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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A blonde walked into a bar.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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