Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Anti Joke

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