- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

This is my favorite antijoke.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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