Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Nuneaton..

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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I'm HIV positive.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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