- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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