watch me nae nae

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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