- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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