YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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u suck

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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