- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Hey, Max!!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

gay porn...

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

why was the boy sad? because.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??