What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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