Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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