What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Hitler

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Here's another:

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

An irish man walks out of a bar

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Kys

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Who is it?

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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