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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

just in time?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

a horse walks into a blender ow

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

a person who will soon die of beeties

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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