- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

what's funnier than hell? heaven

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