- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's the deal with brown?

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Banana Hamock.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

This is a joke. Laugh!

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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