whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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