a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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breasts

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Black People

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im a dragon, no im not

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ugh good riddance

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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