How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

its snowing on mount fuji

Church.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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