Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Nickelback

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Corn Muffins

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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