- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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