- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

bees knees

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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