we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Winter

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

TWIX PAUSE!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What you reading? reading?

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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