Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Womens Rights

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

all jokes aside...

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Anti Joke

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