if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

thumb_up thumb_down +33

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

thumb_up thumb_down +33

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

24

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

thumb_up thumb_down +31

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

heyy emit chase wazzup

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops