- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Paper shield.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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