What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Knock knock What?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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