What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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A blind man watches TV

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Christians pornstars.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Dont read this joke

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Justin

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