What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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like most people my age. im 27

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Agent 47.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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