Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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