- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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