- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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