- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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